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\nwitzeg Zitater Vum Liewen Et war no z\u00e9ng Auer w\u00e9i ech moies erw\u00e4cht sinn. Ech sinn aus Dem Bett geklommen an ass An de Wunnz\u00ebmmer gaang. M\u00e4i Mann huet s\u00e4i K\u00ebssen an e suergf\u00e4lteg geklappte Blat op de Canap\u00e9 An der Stuff geluecht, deen ech him nuets gesch\u00e9ckt huet, wou hie geschlof huet, S\u00e4i Kaffi an Der Kichen gemaach huet, d ‘ Platen gew\u00e4sch huet, et erofgesat. Hien ass w\u00e9i all Moien fr\u00e9i Op D ‘Aarbecht Gaang Well Hien Angscht hat mech z’ erw\u00e4chen\u2026
\n“Ech sin also an daat gebai gaangen…”Ech duecht . .. “Gott w\u00e4ert dir adopt\u00e9ieren … wann dir mech w\u00e9i e Mann gefickt h\u00e4tt amplaz all Dag zwee Postgeriichter ze w\u00e4schen, h\u00e4tt dir keng platen ze w\u00e4schen. Ech wier d\u00e4i Sklave… Wife fucks my ass… dir hongereg eng 25 joer Al Fra w\u00e9i e Knachmarch, domm Schl\u00e4im…\u201d<\/p>\nRosen hunn ech De K\u00ebssen Op D ‘S\u00e4it geheit, D’ Blat op D ‘S\u00e4it ass an D’ Buedz\u00ebmmer gaang. Ech Hunn D ‘ Badewanne Hallef mat waarmem Waasser gef\u00ebllt a mech dobanne geluecht. Ech hunn de parf\u00fcm\u00e9ierte Badgel gegoss, dee meng Schw\u00ebster matbruecht hat, d\u00e9i virun dr\u00e4i Deeg Vakanz Aus Holland Hat, an d ‘ Waasser gr\u00ebndlech geschummt huet. Ech verdeelen D ‘Gefill vu Rutschf\u00e4egkeet, d\u00e9i duerch D’ Schaum entsteet, d\u00e9i mech iwwer m\u00e4i Kierper bedecken Str\u00e4ich Str\u00e4ich\u2026
\nEch zougemaach D ‘ Aen. W\u00e9i \u00ebmmer hunn ech gedreemt datt meng Schwoer H\u00e4nn all S\u00e4it vu mir streiken. W\u00e9i ech meng Nippel mat De Fangere gedr\u00e9ckt hunn, hunn ech geduecht hie suckelt z\u00e4nn. D ‘ Hand, d\u00e9i meng steenbrust, Oberschenkel gestr\u00e4ift huet, meng Muschi fingert, meng Klitoris gestr\u00e4ift huet, war just Seng Hand… M\u00e4i sch\u00e9ine Monni… M\u00e4i Hercules Monni… M\u00e4i Schwoer, deen mech \u00ebmmer interess\u00e9iert, huet unerkannt gekuckt\u2026<\/p>\n
Si koumen Op Den Trail mat hiren neiste Modellautoen. Si hunn zwee Deeg laang an hirem Eegenen Appartement um Ieweschte Stack vun eisem Gebai ausgerout, midd vun der Strooss. Meng Schw\u00ebster, d\u00e9i e b\u00ebssen onbequem war a meng Mamm wollt gesinn, konnt net laang bleiwen,
\n“Ech ginn op meng Elteren, bleiwen do eng Woch oder zwou,” sot hien. M\u00e4i Schwoer huet sech am Duerf langweilen, hie konnt sech net entspanen, hie wollt reesen.
\n“Ech verloossen dech, kussen deng H\u00e4nn a kommen zr\u00e9ck. A wann dir zr\u00e9ck k\u00ebnnt, k\u00ebnnt dir uruffen, ech kommen dech of, ” sot hien zu menger Schw\u00ebster\u2026<\/p>\n
Ech free\u00ebn mech op de Retour vu mengem Schwoer. Hien huet mech ganz g\u00e4r… w\u00e9i Mir Meedercher Waren, si mir zesummen An D ‘ Vakanz gaang. An nodeems ech bestuet sinn, hunn ech d ‘ Plazen gesinn, d\u00e9i m\u00e4i Mann, dee fir Mindestloun geschafft huet, w\u00e9inst hirem net konnt huelen. D ‘ Appartement an d\u00e4r mir wunnen geh\u00e9iert hinnen. Si hunn eis den \u00ebnneschten Stack ginn, just sou datt ech Keng Probleemer h\u00e4tt, si hunn Net Loyer geholl.
\nMir koumen kaum Iwwer D ‘ Ronnen, mir hate Schwieregkeeten Eis Liewensgrondlag ze verd\u00e9ngen, awer elo war m\u00e4i Mann Seng Impotenz zu eise Problemer b\u00e4igef\u00fc\u00fcgt. Hien huet kaum Problemer eemol de Mount, all Zwee M\u00e9int… an et war bl\u00ebtzschnell eriwwer. A g\u00ebschter Owend, w\u00e9i hien et net konnt maachen, gouf ech rosen an huet hien An De Fitnessstudio gesch\u00e9ckt, hien hat Angscht P\u00ebllen ze huelen oder eppes, hie wollt net. Hien huet h\u00e9ieren datt Et Nebenwirkungen vun Engem H\u00e4erzinfarkt goufen an sou weider. De Feigling w\u00e4ert scared…to doud\u2026<\/p>\n
Wann ech u m\u00e4i Mann denken, w\u00ebll ech net emol m\u00e9i masturb\u00e9ieren. Ech stoung op, huet d ‘ Dusch ageschalt, gespullt an ass fortgaang. W\u00e4rend ech meng Buedmantel ugedoen hunn an meng Hoer gedr\u00e9chent hunn, hunn ech de Rideau vum Salon opgemaach an op D ‘ Strooss gekuckt. Soubal ech ausgesinn, eng Freed gef\u00ebllt mech. M\u00e4i Schwoer Luxus BMW mat holl\u00e4nneschem Markenzeeche stoung \u00ebnnen virun Der Dier. Hien ass hei! M\u00e4i Schwoer ass ukomm!
\nEch hunn meng Hoer s\u00e9ier gedr\u00e9chent an gedr\u00e9chent, meng Make-up gemaach. Ech hunn meng schwaarz underwear aus ausgeschniddene Sp\u00ebtz gedroen, d\u00e9i meng Schw\u00ebster mir ginn huet, ech hat m\u00e4i Rock iwwer De Kn\u00e9i, meng blouse mat engem oppenen Halsband un. Ech hunn meng Stilettong Ugedoen, de Schl\u00ebssel fir Hir Wunneng geholl, d\u00e9i mir haten a lafen no uewen. Ech opgemaach roueg Der Dier. Et war keen an Der G\u00e9igend. Ech hunn duerch D ‘ Dezember Dier vun der Schlofkummer gekuckt, m\u00e4i Schwoer louch Um R\u00e9ck am Bett a schl\u00e9ift.<\/p>\n
Hien hat n\u00ebmmen eng kuerz Hosen un… Seng breet K\u00ebscht mat klengen Hoer ass erofgaang a lues eropgaang w\u00e9i hien otemt… Ech hunn op seng Dezember Lippe gekuckt, s\u00e4i sch\u00e9int, haart Gesiicht, seng laang Wimperen. Hien hat En Aarm um Ielebou opgerullt, seng Hand louch um K\u00ebssen. Seng Bizeps ware gestreckt, seng Muskele gesinn erstaunlech aus. Nov. Riichte Bauch, muskul\u00e9is Been… Auszuch.. Ech hunn meng Hand virun mir duerch den d\u00ebnnen Stoff vum Rock geholl an hien geklappt.<\/p>\n
Zu deem moment war ech er\u00ebm jalous op meng Schw\u00ebster… Sch\u00e4iss op D ‘ Geldmark, si huet sech d\u00ebse statuenaartege Mann gegraff, Bitch… Wat der D\u00e4iwel fickt hatt Meng Schw\u00ebster, hunn ech gesuckelt. M\u00e4i Bl\u00e9ck ass op D ‘ Schwellung Op der Viischter Vun \u00e4re Shorts gefall. Hien ass liicht gepl\u00ebnnert, De Bump… Dreemt hien oder wat?
\nDen D\u00e4iwel seet kleet dech aus, gitt Mat \u00e4rem Schwoer An D ‘ Bett… Et g\u00ebtt him e bessert kierperbewosstsein. Wann hien erw\u00e4cht a mech an d\u00ebsem Staat ges\u00e4it… wat g\u00e9if hien maachen? W\u00ebllt hien mech? W\u00e4ert hien leien an eng Sch\u00e9inheet ficken? Oder sinn et Eemer? Ech weess et net… et ass och peinlech. Rufft un eng Bitch ze iessen Stempel\u2026<\/p>\n
Mol kucken ob hie mech w\u00ebll? Okay, hie seet \u00ebmmer datt hien Et g\u00e4r Huet, Komplimenter, awer… \u00cbmmerhin de Mann vu menger Schw\u00ebster… Oh, wann hie wollt… Wann hien ok seet… Ech g\u00e9if net un grouss Schw\u00ebster Denken, Moral, Inzest… Soulaang hien mech fickt… Eemol.. Eemol geet dat souguer duer fir mech\u2026
\nW\u00e9i ech m\u00e4i Schwoer gekuckt hunn, gouf ech naass an ech hu mech gr\u00ebndlech geklappt… Hien ass zu d\u00e4r z\u00e4it gepl\u00ebnnert, op Seng S\u00e4it gedr\u00e9int. Ech Hat Angscht, e Schr\u00ebtt zr\u00e9ck Gemaach an ass An d ‘ Kichen gaang. Hie War wahrscheinlech Amgaang erw\u00e4chen, ech h\u00e4tt Him Kaffi gemaach. Ech hunn direkt ugefaang roueg ze schaffen.<\/p>\n
Et war iwwer eng hallef Stonn w\u00e9i hien a sengen eenzege Shorts op Der Kichendier ersch\u00e9ngt… gekuckt op mech mat schlofen Aen. Also hunn ech hien ugekuckt a Gesot gudde Moien. Soubal ech gekuckt hunn, krut de geschwollene Schwanz meng Opmierksamkeet virun mir.
\n“Si Hunn Den Effort gemaach Schw\u00e9iesch, Gesondheet Ze Iwwerhuelen…”hien huet gesot w\u00e9i hien De Fr\u00fchst\u00fccksd\u00ebsch gesinn huet, deen ech virbereet hat.”\u2026
\n“Wat Ass De Problem Monni?”Ech konnt soen. Ech hu prob\u00e9iert m\u00e4i Schwoer aus den Aen ze loossen an a s\u00e4i Gesiicht ze kucken. Hien huet gesinn wou ech kucken, De Mann… Oh m\u00e4i Gott\u2026<\/p>\n
“Ech huelen eng dusch an ech kommen direkt… Mir hunn eis nuets mat Fr\u00ebnn getraff, mir sinn h\u00e9ich ginn. Ech koum g\u00e9int Muer heem… Ech erw\u00e4chen \u00ebnner Dusch.”also ass hien op D’ Toilette gaang.
\nE b\u00ebsse m\u00e9i sp\u00e9it koum hien a senge Sweatpants eraus, richt No Shampoing, souz um D\u00ebsch. Ech hat den D\u00ebsch gedeckt. Ech hunn s\u00e4in T\u00e9i dran gesat, mir souzen eis an hunn De Fr\u00fchst\u00fcck ugefaang.
\n“Merci H\u00e4r Buergermeeschter. Dir hutt e ganz sch\u00e9ine Fr\u00fchst\u00fcck gemaach!”anscheinend.<\/p>\n
“Oh, wat Hunn ech Gemaach, Schwoer, gudden Appetit!Ech hu gesot.
\nMir iessen kaffi, Dr\u00e9nken T\u00e9i a schw\u00e4tzen Iwwer D ‘ Wieder, Famill, Fr\u00ebnn. Duerno gouf D ‘ Thema vu sengem Schwoer opgemaach, well hien haart geschafft huet a w\u00e9ineg Sue krut.
\n“Ahh Monni ah, ech w\u00ebnschen ech wier bei een an enger gudder Situatioun gaang, mir komme kaum gutt zesummen!”ech hunn mengem Schwoer iwwer meng Problemer gesot oder eppes… m\u00e4i Schwoer och,
\n“Ech Si Rosen, ah… Meedchen, dir wollt d\u00ebsen Typ selwer bestueden, soss h\u00e4tt ech dech mat Engem Fr\u00ebnd an Holland bestuet!”anscheinend. Meng Ae si voll,<\/p>\n
“Wat och \u00ebmmer dir seet, dir hutt recht, Monni… Ech weess et war ech deen dat wollt, awer ech hunn hie g\u00e4r… da wousst ech net datt D\u00ebs Situatiounen esou wieren!\u201d
\n“W\u00e9i och \u00ebmmer, Maacht iech keng Suergen w\u00e9inst Dem Geldprobleem, Schw\u00e9iesch, ech soen \u00e4rer Schw\u00ebster, si w\u00e4ert Iech All Mount Verst\u00e4erkung sch\u00e9cken!”S\u00e4in duerchduechte Geste huet mech souwuel gl\u00e9cklech w\u00e9i traureg gemaach. Ech konnt net widderstoen, ech rutschen aus mengem Mond a verdr\u00e9it m\u00e4in Hals,
\n“Ahh, ech w\u00ebnschen et wier just D’ Suen, Schwoer!”ech hu gesot, ech sinn am leschte Moment roueg… Hie war virw\u00ebtzeg, Monni, hie ges\u00e4it an D ‘ Gesiicht,
\n“Wat ass nach falsch mat iech?\u201d<\/p>\n
Wann ech g\u00e9if soen: “Egal, Monni…”oder sou, hien huet insist\u00e9iert datt ech et erzielen. Hie koum bei mech. Ech war och gezwongen e b\u00ebssen ongen\u00e9iert,
\n“Ech weess net W\u00e9i Ech Dem Monni soen, \u00e4re Schwoer kann d\u00e9i aner Aarbecht net m\u00e9i maachen. Hie k\u00ebnnt eemol De Mount bei mech, eemol all Zwee M\u00e9int!”Ech hu gesot,” hunn ech ugefaang ze sobelen. Hie war ganz iwwerrascht. Nodeems hien Seng Erstaunung Erofgesat huet, huet hien s\u00e4i Stull nieft mengem gezunn, de Kapp gehalen an en op seng Sch\u00ebller geluecht mat paternalem Verhalen,<\/p>\n
“Mir sinn hei nett an amerika… Ech w\u00e4ert alles fir iech maachen, fir \u00e4re Mann, mir k\u00ebmmeren eis dr\u00ebm! Maacht iech net sou vill… Dat geet duer…”hien huet prob\u00e9iert mech ze berouegen… Tr\u00e9inen lafen aus mengen Aen, awer engers\u00e4its hunn D ‘ Schwellungen op der Viischter vu sengem Trainingsuit \u00ebnnen meng Opmierksamkeet erw\u00ebscht. Ech war an enger ganz komescher Situatioun. M\u00e4i Kapp l\u00e4it op denger Sch\u00ebller, Eis Been ber\u00e9ieren sech, de s\u00e9issen Geroch vu M\u00e4nner l\u00e9isst de Pol vu menger Nues w\u00e9i. Mir sinn esou no… Hien huet ugefaang meng Hoer ze strecken, ech hunn geschmolt,<\/p>\n
“Ok, Schw\u00e9iesch, net m\u00e9i kr\u00e4ischen, Schatz!”sot hien nach eng k\u00e9ier mat d\u00ebser berouegender St\u00ebmm… Ech hu mech lues zr\u00e9ckgezunn, awer w\u00e9i ech mech zr\u00e9ckgezunn hunn, war hien er\u00ebm op sengem Schwanz a stoung an Der D\u00fcngung virun mengen Aen op.
\n“Ech w\u00e4ert Den T\u00e9i erfr\u00ebschen, Monni…”Ech sinn opgestan a gesot. Ech hunn Den T\u00e9i bruecht an er\u00ebm gesat.
\nMir dr\u00e9nken Eisen T\u00e9i ouni ze schw\u00e4tzen. Eng Z\u00e4it laang war Keen Toun vun him ze h\u00e9ieren an och net vu mir… wat duerch s\u00e4i Kapp gaang ass, wann ech n\u00ebmmen wosst… Ech hunn him m\u00e4in Zoustand gesot, m\u00e4i puren Zoustand, also hunn ech iech geschriwwen… M\u00e4i Br\u00e9if. M\u00e4i Mann S\u00e4i Schwanz steet net op, hie ka mech net ficken. Hien huet gesot datt hie sech dr\u00ebm k\u00ebmmert. Ech w\u00e4ert net traureg sinn. Wat k\u00e9int D ‘ Kur dofir sinn… well m\u00e4i Mann s\u00e4i Schwanz net kann ophiewen… sollt dir keng Kur fir mech Fannen, Schwoer? Wann dir Mir Eng Faveur g\u00e9ift maachen… Kuckt, mir sinn eleng doheem… Een dir, een ech… Auszuch.. Schwoer… Oh Schwoer… Schliisslech,<\/p>\n
“Schw\u00e9iesch, ech verstinn net, jonke Mann, wat ass falsch mat d\u00ebsem Typ ? A w\u00e9i hien Zum Wuert koum, m\u00e9cht keen et besser w\u00e9i hien!”sot hien . Ech suckelen,
\n“Esou ass Et, Schwoer… Hien m\u00e9cht alles Mat Wierder, awer et g\u00ebtt keng Ausf\u00e9ierung!Ech hu gesot. Hien ausgesinn An Mengem Gesiicht,
\n“A w\u00e9i k\u00ebnnt dir Et aushalen, Schw\u00e9iesch? Gutt, wann ech \u00e4r Schw\u00ebster fir zwee Deeg net maachen, w\u00e4ert hatt op mech sprangen, hatt w\u00e4ert mech schrecklech ber\u00e9ieren!”anscheinend.
\n“Wat kann ech Maachen, Schwoer? Ech muss prob\u00e9ieren m\u00e4i Schicksal ze akzept\u00e9ieren. Ech kann et och net aushalen, awer soll ech et mat Jongen maachen, d\u00e9i Op Der Strooss pass\u00e9ieren an Eng Bitch sinn? W\u00e9i gl\u00e9cklech meng Schw\u00ebster ass dech bestuet ze hunn! Ech w\u00ebnschen ech wier ech amplaz Vu Menger Schw\u00ebster!”dunn hunn meng Aen er\u00ebm gef\u00ebllt, ech hunn ugefaang ze kr\u00e4ischen… Hien huet mech er\u00ebm sanft geknuppt,
\n“Kr\u00e4isch net, Schatz wann dir w\u00ebllt…”sot hien a roueg, hie konnt de Rescht vum Saz net erauskr\u00e9ien. Ech hunn opgekuckt an an d ‘ Gesiicht vu mengem Schwoer gekuckt. Et sch\u00e9ngt mir w\u00e9i s\u00e4i Gesiicht gespullt wier… Oh Gott… Oder awer net? Ech hunn an deng Ae gekuckt,
\n“Jo, Schwoer, ech?”Ech konnt soen.<\/p>\n
Hien huet gesot: “wann dir w\u00ebllt…”, awer hien ass h\u00e4nke bliwwen a konnt de Saz net f\u00e4erdeg br\u00e9ngen. Awer hien huet mech esou gekuckt… hien huet sou verdammt haart ausgesinn, ech wousst direkt wat hie mengt,
\n“W\u00e9i konnt ech Net, Schwoer? Et sinn genee dr\u00e4i M\u00e9int z\u00ebnter ech D\u00e4i Schwoer seng Hand ber\u00e9iert hunn!”Ech hu gesot an op eemol un seng L\u00ebpsen h\u00e4nken.
\nUfanks ware mir alleb\u00e9id \u00e4ngschtlech a schei w\u00e9i mir eis kussen. Awer no 4-5 Minutten huet m\u00e4i Schwoer mech w\u00e9i verr\u00e9ckt gekusst. Hien huet seng Hand iwwer meng Blouse op meng Broscht geheit, meng steenbroscht a Seng Handfl\u00e4che gedr\u00e9ckt. Ech gekrasch vu Freed.<\/p>\n
“Oh Schw\u00e9iesch vun … D\u00ebs si steiler, m\u00e9i grouss w\u00e9i \u00e4r Schw\u00ebster Hir Broscht… W\u00e9i laang hunn ech mech mam Dram Vun iech getr\u00e9ischt!”hie sot “an huet meng Blouse mat Engem Zuch erausgezunn. Hien huet meng Broscht vu mengem Sp\u00ebtzebh befreit an ugefaang ze lecken, ze suckelen. Also hunn ech meng H\u00e4nn t\u00ebscht mengem Schwoer Seng Hoer geluecht w\u00e4rend ech s\u00e4i gek\u00e4ppte Kapp op meng Broscht gedr\u00e9ckt hunn.,
\n“Ohhhh… Dir w\u00ebsst, Monni, w\u00e9i oft ech mech ber\u00e9iert hunn, w\u00e9i ech och un d\u00ebse Moment geduecht hunn! Dir waart \u00ebmmer m\u00e4in Dram, ech wollt dech \u00ebmmer!”ech hu gekrasch a gebummelt w\u00e4rend meng Broscht gekusst a geroch goufen… Engers\u00e4its Huet hien seng Hand \u00ebnner mengem Rock Geluecht, dacks meng breet H\u00ebfte gedr\u00e9ckt, meng Muschi iwwer meng Hosen gestr\u00e4ift, En Zoustand gestr\u00e4ift deen geschitt ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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